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The real man's Bloody Mary:

Ingredients: vodka, tomato juice, Tobasco, Worcestershire sauce, A-1 steak sauce, ice, salt, pepper, celery.

Fill a large tumbler with vodka.

Throw all the other ingredients away.

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